Red Stripe helll yeahh

Red Stripe —> <3

I was shaving my beard and my hair while drinking and it was a success, I’m getting good at this

Hoje meu chefe comentou na sala “Tava vendo o Facebook do Paulo, o cara é punk mesmo!!!”

comportamento padrão

v@dias

When I was single, girls always looked at me like 

and I always ended up alone. Now that I have a girlfriend, bitches even send me sms calling me to drink a couple of beers and shit.

Wtf is wrong with you women?

I unfollowed all the NSFW blogs I was following (except for fayereagandaily, because well, we’re talking about Faye Reagan here), it’s not that cool to have lots of ass and pussies showing while I’m working.

Reblog if you want “have you ever” asks.

(via 2tonerudeboy)